Mugs for people with a dark sense of humor

Mug - If Zombies chase us I'm tripping you

Mug - After Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

Mug - And she lived happily ever after

Mug - Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive

Mug - Cancel my subscription I'm done with your issues

Cup - Caution! I have no filters

Mug - Do not disturb my peace.my joy.my grind my whole entire vibe

Mug - Feeling kinda IDGAF-ish today

Cup - Hey! I found your nose it was in my business again

Mug - I didn't mean to push all your buttons i was looking for mute

Mug - I don't just ride on the crazy train I drive it

Mug - I don't know how to act my age

Mug - I married my wife for the looks but not the ones she's giving me lately

Mug - I may be wrong but I doubt it

Mug - I put the pro in procrastinate

Mug - I say what everybody else is thinking

Mug - I speak fluent sarcasm

Mug - I'm not bossy I just have leadership skills

Mug - I'm not weird I'm limited edition

Mug - I'm silently correcting your grammar

Mug - If you think i'm short you should see my temper

Mug - I'm fine

Mug - Life is good you should get one

Mug - May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude

Mug - Omg I don't care at all

Mug - Sarcasm i sprinkle that stuff on everything

Mug - Sarcasm one of the many services I offer

Cup - The difference between coffee & your opinion is that I asked for coffee

Cup - There is no need to repeat yourself i ignored you just fine the first time

Mug - Yes, I know I swear a lot